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It's the connection between you and your fans, available 24/7.

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Appetite For Construction helps make your Rock Star life easier. With our product you no longer need to       check 5-6 sites to connect with your fans.
      And more important, your fans get your products at the tip of their fingers.
       -"When will they play in our town?"        -"How can i see the latest concert pics?"

We believe in simplicity. Why should you not take advantage of all that great technology that is out there to make things just a little bit simpler?

Features

Here at stalkers inc., we spend any time we are not stalking on improving our stalking methods. Finding jobs is our latest production, and it's chock full of features. Here are some of them. Warning: wow factor imminent.

graph StatisticsFinding jobs helps record statistics, including how many times you have stalked today, how many times it expects you to etc.
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Statistics

Finding jobs helps record statistics, including how many times you have stalked today, how many times it expects you to etc. We help you generate charts so you can expect what to expect to come in the expected days, unexpectedly.

That's all that you need to know. Really.

charge ChartsWe help you generate charts so you can expect what to expect to come in the expected days, unexpectedly.
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Charts

We help you generate charts so you can expect what to expect to come in the expected days, unexpectedly.

That's all that you need to know. Really.

tweet TwitterWe can help you automatically send twitter updates to show off, so you don't need to take your mind off what's happening right in front of you.
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Twitter

We can help you automatically send twitter updates to show off, so you don't need to take your mind off what's happening right in front of you.

folder FilingWe create a archive of all updates, so you will have no problem reading over and over again. Now that's news to my ears.
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Filing

We create a archive of all updates, so you will have no problem reading over and over again. Now that's news to my ears. you.

screen UnlockingUnlocking is a hundred times more exciting! Fumble over the slide to unlock key, taking almost 8 times more tries in order to get into your iphone! Revolutionary!
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Poplocking

Unlocking is a hundred times more exciting! Fumble over the slide to unlock key, taking almost 8 times more tries in order to get into your iphone! Revolutionary!

screen Exact locationsKnowing that he’s shopping doesnt satisfy you -- we know. That’s why we give you details and locations so you can stalk him yourself. Exciting!
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Exact locations

Knowing that he’s shopping doesnt satisfy you -- we know. That’s why we give you details and locations so you can stalk him yourself. Exciting

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Purchase

So now you're completely sold on the product. What's next? It's easy. Choose from one of these 3 packages, or simply get it at the app store. And then, you're off on your way to a stalk-a-licious lifestyle. As the ol' man used to say, it aint done yet, so don't wet your pants kid!

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Testimonials

These guys were so fast, I was able to arrive at the restaurant he was dining at 20 minutes before he came! It’s like a childhood dream come true! Stalk-a-licious!John S. K, Chief admin, rumors.com
I used to be a shut in. I couldnt handle a single second without news about the man. I hated my life. Then Finding jobs came around, and i fell in love all over again.CEO of the 1 man magazine.
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5 stars, hands down.

Ican'tcount.net technology reviews

MINDBLOWN!

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At first I was like "this isn't happening". Then i was like - Tell me I'm dreaming. Tell me i'm a brain in a vat. Tell me i'm being controlled by a evil demon! I'm gonna explode!Random stalker
Cogito... ergo sum. Tis' are foolish to seek such meaningless endeavours as to find enjoyment in pixels on the screen. Such a ma- oh wait. IT'S STIFF JOBS? Sign me up right now! Descartes
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Be heard.

Got any burning questions about Finding jobs? Or have you purchased it already, and would just like to express your love and affection? We don't even mind you swearing your head off. (ok, that was a lie. But do point out to us any complaints you may have so we can improve your stalking experience)

Contact information

Mail: Corporate@info.org
Phone (UK): 1912 3447 18(2)
Phone (US): 2944 3447 18(66)
Address: We're not telling you!
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